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  1. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Clone some more.
  2. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    ...Well, now what do we discuss?
  3. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    So it's settled. We stick the people who make frivolous lawsuits in a rocket as bait and then launch the zombies off with dinner to go.
  4. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    OH GOD NO Maybe we should go back to the space plan, only sticking people like that woman who sued McDonalds for her coffee being hot as bait. Who'll miss 'em?
  5. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    No, I mean use this head as a guinea pig to test pseudo-human meats.
  6. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Catch a zombie head, use it to create a realistic human meat analouge for bait.
  7. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Better idea: Send the suckers into space. Stick a big vent that smells like helpless humans in a rocket, trap them all in it, then launch.
  8. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    I still think we should just ship 'em all to Antarctica. They eat HUMAN brains. Everything there will be fine.
  9. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Well, what else is Antarctica for? :P
  10. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Hmm... But intense cold may make the zombies inflexible and immobile, no?
  11. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    ...And have a bunch of bone splinters chasing you? No way.
  12. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Are you a zombie?
  13. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Meh. If you go that far, why not build a giant Hello Kitty that fires devastating deathrays from its eyeballs at the zombies?
  14. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    New plan: Get a stick, light it, and throw it at the tightly packed horde of the undead.
  15. Crazy Weavile

    So, zombies are animated corpses, right? (A Zombie Survival Plan)

    Shambling, slow cannibalistic corpses are still corpses. Thus, I propose the following action be taken when Zombie Day comes. 1: Take craploads of food, water, and other necessities down into a bunker. 2: Take as many people as possible into the bunker. 3: Wait three months. I told you to bring...
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